I like to pretend I had set that as a specific goal because then I don't feel so dumb for having gone so long without posting... even though really, I shouldn't feel dumb because nobody reads this. Dumb feeling gone. Wish granted! :)
I told Kim that I would do a post in honor of Pirate Day... which was a few days ago... but now as I have geared myself up for it, and despite my insatiable love of all things pirate, I am left with nothing interesting to say about pirates.
OH! Except that I get to go to a Pirate-themed birthday party for one of my coworkers tomorrow. :)

I've been trying to get my boyfriend to go with me to Pirate Island Pizza (™ & ©?) since it opened (I'm thinking about 10 months ago?) but we couldn't figure out a way to go there, without children of our own, and avoid seeming creepy.
(Why does this blog do the angry red spelling underliney thingy beneath contractions I type? Couldn't. Wouldn't. Shouldn't. *grumble*)
Nevertheless, my boyfriend and I shall have our opportunity tomorrow night. I'm so excited. Probably far more excited than is requisite. I was promised a "booty bag" complete with an eyepatch. *excited squirm, self-muffled squeal*
(Apparently "eyepatch" is spelled incorrectly as well.)Yarrrrrr dee harrr harrrrrdee yar yar! Ahoy mayteeeeeeee yar yar yar yar yar! Apparently I have lost my ability to speak pirate, although I used to be quite adept at it. My sister used to have some texts that could prove it. She might still have them, but I'm guessing she probably deleted them. Mayhaps I's just bees needins somes practice...
(Seriously? Needins doesn't get an angry spelling check underlined? *looks up "needins" in the dictionary*...nope not there.)
Ok this post is long enough.
Lightning fast update:
-I've graduated from College,
-I have a new sweet-awesome job,
-I'm terrified of applying to Grad School,
-I have a sweet-awesome boyfriend
-Life still sucks sometimes (I know, how could it with all this sweet-awesomeness?) but overall I have it way way better than most people and I try to appreciate it as much as I can.
I'm going to buy a candybar for the first/next/only person who comments on here.
Mwahaha. Oh the joys of common bribery. :)